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In the school hall, at the lockers with CASSIDY and REMI. REMI is a bit cranky because she woke up late and was almost late to school. REMI is at her locker getting her books, pens, and pencils for her quiz while CASSIDY jumps around like she is waiting for something.
Cassidy: Hey, Remi?
Remi: What, Cassidy? I don't have time to deal with your non-sense!
Cassidy: Teach me how to cheat on a test please?
Remi: I am NOT a cheater. So, no.
Cassidy: C'mon girl. Just show me how to get a 100% on my quiz. I sort of didn't study for it.
Remi: Go to the teacher for an extension. *slams locker*
Cassidy: (sarcastic tone) Ya think I haven't tried that?
Remi: Ok ok fine. We have seats next to each other right? You can have a peek at my work and since I am such a smart girl, you will get a 100% on the quiz.
Cassidy: OMG thanks, Remi!!!
Remi: Yeah yeah whatever.
The two girls went to class after getting their books and pencils/pens. They entered the classroom with small sticky notes.
Cassidy: (whispers) So, the test answers please?
Remi: (whispers) Ugh, Cassidy, I didn't even start writing the answers on MY quiz yet!!
Cassidy: (whispers) Oh c'mon!
Mr. Tettix: CASSIDY! REMI! No talking during the quiz!
Joyce: Sir, I heard everything they were talking about and Cassidy was going to cheat off of Remi, with Remi giving Cassidy the answers.
Mr. Tettix: Is this true girls?
Cassidy and Remi: N-No! Totally not!
Cassidy: (whispers) Shush, Joyce! Don't be a tattletale!
Mr. Tettix: Ok that's it. I am confiscating your papers.
Cassidy and Remi: NOO!!!
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Dr. Nisha (The Therapist): Well, that's that... Yeah, um, I advise you this: never cheat on a test, or else whatever happens to Cassidy and Remi may happen to you... And if you want to know, they get detention for a whole month. They're skewl be strict. Big time strict... I will be back with another therapy skit and/or advice for you all. Welcome to the world of Nisha...
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Me being extra (lol):
This is me (literally):
Friend: Stop being dramatic.
Me: *le gasp* I am SO not dramatic.
Me (again): *hair flip* I will take my leave.
Friend: *stares*
Every single friend, constantly: "Why am I even friends with her again?"
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