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When you lose your homework that is due the next day, these are some excuses to use:
-Tell your teacher that your pet elephant ate it. Fuji came from the opposite side of the world just yesterday and was going to leave in 2 days. He wanted to spend quality time so Fuji went through extensive measures to make sure that his best friend gave him some attention. He decided to chew and swallow your homework, even though it tasted horrible.
-Tell your teacher that your friend's baby sister/brother drew on it and then threw up on your homework and you could not get another copy of the homework because your family had no internet nor did they have a working car.
-Act depressed and make your teacher feel bad.
-Make your teacher quit (this teacher will be so unlucky) *snicker*
-Bribe your teacher to extend the due date.
-Hypnotize your teacher so that you can be set free.
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Dr. Nisha (The Therapist): WELL! That's a wrap! (like a present :) Do your homework, kiddies. Or else there will be consequences. Now read the whole thing all over again. At. Your. Own. Risk. Not my fault if you get traumatized (it is totally the teacher's fault and only the teacher's fault, but maybe it could also be the homework? No offense, teacher people!). Since it is NOT opposite day, bye to the bye to the bye, bye, bye! *Meghan Trainor vibezz*
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Something we can all appreciate and relate to about us crazies-
Man do we need therapists in life-
I wonder how I give off such therapy when I need it myself-
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