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MARCY and DARLENE meet MILES at their usual table for lunch at Fakeschool Academy. MILES is very gloomy, considering he did lose his favorite jacket.
Marcy: *worried* You good, man? Being so depressed makes us depressed too.
Darlene: She's right, Miles! I know there is no drama goin' around and all, but that doesn't mean you can be so sad.
Miles: I'm not sad since it is boring. I'm sad since I lost my favorite jacket.
Marcy and Darlene: Oh.
Marcy: Well, are you okay?! That jacket was, like, your best friend! Well, after us, anyway.
Miles: Don't flatter yourself, Marcy. I mean, what if someone stole it?! Isn't stealing a few detentions here at FSA?
Darlene: *sarcastically* Well, DURRR!
Marcy: How about this? Me and Darlene go to the lost and found to try and find your jacket. If we find it, you stop being sad and everybody is happy. Alright?
Darlene and Miles: Yeah!
MARCY and DARLENE go to the lost and found. When they get there, they find the jacket and it was in really good sunlight. As the jacket shined, the girls stood there staring and wishing for a similar jacket. Mouths were hanging.
Darlene: Oh my.
Marcy: *dreamy* Oh lord. I think I finally fell in love.
Darlene: I don't wanna give this back to him anymore. I wanna keep this beautiful angel.
Marcy: Yeah. Should we just take this and tell him it wasn't there? We can wear this glorious gem everywhere he isn't.
Darlene: True, but wouldn't we get a few detentions if someone found out?
Marcy: Think straight and you'd see that we could just steal it and say that he lost it. Nobody could blame us. By the way, please act stealthy just this once?
Darlene: That sounded offensive, no?
Marcy: *rolls eyes*
MARCY and DARLENE look around for school cameras and then slip the jacket inside MARCY's backpack. They then rush to the lockers when the bell rings and stuff the jacket into the back of MARCY's locker.
Miles: Hey, Marcy and Darlene! Did you two find my jacket or???
Darlene: *starts to lie* I'm so so sorry, Miles. Your jacket was never there.
Marcy (thoughts): Darlene is good at lying, like real good. That's really impressive, haha.
Marcy: *comforting tone* Please don't be sad.
Miles: *sadly* Oh. That's alright. *whispers* I guess.
Darlene (thoughts): I kinda feel bad now... But Marcy trusted me! I gotta lie! For us! But Miles is so sad... Ugh!!!
Miles: I mean, I could just buy another jacket it's cool! *smiles*
Marcy and Darlene: Well okay then!
Miles (thoughts): Something is fishy about them. And I'm gonna find out!!!
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Dr. Nisha (The Therapist): Stay tuned for part 2 next time~
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Nisha: *bang bang the door* I totally left.
Bang Bang - Banger By: Jessie J, Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj
(This was not paid for, all me)
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