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A tutorial on how to make your parents mad at you and scream :)
Do NOT do your homework.
Get all Fs in your classes.
Break some glass.
Tell them that you are stealing their money and running away.
Eat junk food all day and do not eat your meals.
If they ask you to pass the salt or pepper at the dinner table, throw it in their face, the wrong one. It will get on their nerves, that's for sure.
Push them on the ground.
Watch things on the TV that are not age appropriate for you.
Use a tone with them.
This is VERY good advice for those of you who like to make your parents screech. Or just disappointed with you... ANYWAY. Here's one that will REALLY get on their nerves. I think. I have never done this one before. Steal their car keys and drive their car into a tree. And maybe misplace your parent's credit card while you steal their car keys. Oh, they won't be happy with you. :)
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Dr. Nisha (The Therapist): I am very talented at making my parents yell. It's a special thing. Making parents yell is kind of scary though... Let's go to the extra bit a bit quicker today, no?
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Me talking to people - we love xmas.
*magic* goodbyeeeeeeeeee! or is it? *crash* I'M FINE! owieeee...
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